VP VEIL PHILEST. SOMEWHERE IN THE MIST ✦
A MOST PECULIAR GENTLEMAN

VEIL
PHIL.

A fine moustache.
An even finer mystery.

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THE NAME IS $VEILPHIL ✳ DO KEEP IT QUIET
Veil Phil, the lavender gentleman with a splendid moustache
THE MAN · THE MOUSTACHE · THE MYSTERY
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01 / THE RUMOUR
WHISPERS FROM THE LAVENDER ROOM

WHO IS
THIS PHIL?

Nobody remembers when he arrived. One morning, the room smelled faintly of violets, the curtains moved without a breeze, and there stood Phil — perfectly dressed, perfectly still, and profoundly unimpressed.

He has never answered a question directly. His moustache, however, has opinions.

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Portrait of Veil PhilOFFICIALLY UNEXPLAINED ✳
02 / THE UNWRITTEN RULES
A BRIEF LESSON IN ELEGANCE

THE ART OF
BEING PHIL.

Ⅰ

KEEP YOUR CHIN UP.

Especially when you know absolutely nothing.

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Ⅱ

NEVER RUSH A MYSTERY.

The best entrances happen a little too late.

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Ⅲ

TRUST THE MOUSTACHE.

It has seen things. It will not elaborate.

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With exquisite indifference, Phil.
03 / THE PRIVATE SALON
YOU HAVE BEEN EXPECTED

ENTER THE
VEIL.

Pull up a velvet chair. Speak softly. The gentleman is listening. Probably.

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Veil Phil welcomes you to the salon
04 / THE CALLING CARD
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO REMEMBER HIM BY

THE NAME IS
VEIL PHIL.

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Some secrets are worth keeping. This one is worth sharing.
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